Alright readers, listen up. I am finally putting into print, the theory that I have had for years now. It might not be a theory that some of you agree with, but in my expierence, it has proven to be correct a majority of the time whether the individual realizes it or not. && my theory is this: people’s personalities match their signature espresso drinks.
Now, of course, it cannot be right 100% of the time, but I think that the people who I see habitually get the same drink, tend to display some unique character traits which I have now distinguished to the the drinks they order. These observations are not meant to be offensive, they are just a general opinion from one immersed in the coffee atmosphere.
This person is what I would define as very classy. Not extravagant, but enjoys the simple pleasures of life. They appreciate someone who is talented at their craft and is willing to pay more for a more quality product. They tend to use more of the left side of the brain, being more analytical and logical people. A person who orders a latte can identify excellent quality and tends to enjoy things more when they are done efficiently.
Hardcore. Simple fresh brew will not satisfy this unique group of individuals. Especially those who take it black, people who drink americanos tend to exhibit some extreme characteristics. A need for adrenaline, fearless, and a little rebellious.
People who habitually order a mocha exhibit a nurturing side. I imagine that they are very kind and encouraging. They are very receptive people who have exceptional listening skills. They are extremely talented people who are humble despite their success.
Comfort. People who order a white mocha are those who strive for a consistent and routine atmosphere. They love to be comfortable in their surroundings and seek to identify a “home base” of sorts in many of life’s situations. They can also have a severe sweet tooth.
As I said above, these are just observations and opinions, not necessarily accurate but fun. Next post: Caramel Macchiato, Cuban Latte, Cappuccino, Misto, and a surprise drink. What drink are you dying to read about?